Elderly Woman Was Pulled Over For Speeding. But After She Spoke. BRILLIANT!


An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.Officer: Don’t have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.Officer: I see….Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.Older Woman: I can’t do that.Officer: Why not?Older Woman:

I stole this car.Officer: Stole it?Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.Officer: You what?Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the! car, clasping his half drawn gun.Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

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